J.A.M. La ViDa

Are you tired with your work? Ever thought of getting rich

without having to work?

Nah, here are EXCLUSIVE TIPS for u!!

1. Marry a rich guy/woman



BUT~~~
- Are u handsome/pretty enough? If not, why would you be
considered?
U are a kind person? Nah..rich people wont see tat.
U can cook? Rich people have professional chefs!
You will be loyal to them? Well.. their pets r loyal too!

-Can u bear sleeping with someone u don’t really love?
It is like being raped!

-Can u handle the fear of being robbed or kidnapped everytime
u leave the house?


2. Go rob a bank

- Remember we always see in HK drama how prisoners

being bullied or sodomized in jail?

- Don’t be so naïve as to even dream about Prison Break!

3. Buy lottery (Magnum, TOTO, 3D, 4D)

BUT~~~

- the chance of winning one big sum is 1 in 1000 or 10000.

(I am not talking bout winning few hundreds or thousands,

I mean rich.. real rich!!) What makes u think u are so lucky?

- It would end up tat the money u invest is more than the money

u win, or u will not win even once.

The fact is……..

No matter what, u still have to work.. WORK with ENTHUSIASM,

then only will u get promoted and earn more! Every rich man in the

world works, and the richer he is, the harder he works! How do u

think Bill Gates got to be richest man in the world? HARD WORK!!!

Another richest man in the world – WARREN BUFFET

His Financial Wisdom :

1) Hard work:

All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.

2) Laziness:

A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.

3) Earnings:

Never depend on a single source of income.

4) Spending:

If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.

5) Savings:

Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.

6) Borrowings:

The borrower becomes the lender's slave.

7) Accounting :

It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking..

8) Auditing:

Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.

9) Risk-taking:

Never test the depth of the river with both feet.

10) Investment:

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

God will help those that are willing to help themselves!