Hello everyone! Today I wanna introduce a new friend to u~~!!
She is Joanne Lim Jiew Joo, 22, in few hours time will be 23.
She is from Malaysia. Currently stuck in Moscow.
Well, i have some fast facts about this girl, some with evidence
also.. Enjoy~~
1. Joanne's biggest interest is in FOOD! She likes to order alot,
taste a bit and leave the rest to other people. From the photo
u can see her usual reaction when she sees food.
2. Unfortunately, she always get diarrhea after eating.
Food flows through her bowel smoothly, like traveling on
highways with smart tag.
3. She is the “Queen of Fart”. Her fart is loud and smelly!
not silent killer, but THUNDEROUS KILLER! Lately,
she is planning to sell her fart as biological weapon.
4.
"I will never ever pay for non-alcoholic drinks in any restaurants in Moscow!"
Joanne Lim Jiew Joo, 8/3/09
5. She is a winning gambler, Silver Card holder in Genting Casino.
But recently, she said she feels “sien” and she has lost interest
in the casino because the only thing she does there is win.
6. She likes to interrupt people when they are taking photos.
Whether her face is shown or not, she is always there...
7. Her favorite pose when taking photos is sharp protrusion of
her lips. She will definitely be a good kisser.
8. She is noisy and loud. She likes to scream with high-pitch
in her room.
Sounds like a monster to you right?? actually..
9. Joanne is a pretty girl! "CHUN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. She is a good cook. She is currently leading MF food crew.
11. She is a gangster, but she has soft side too.
U see, she will be a good housewife (washing!) and a sexy
wife too (see her smooth and silky hair)
12. She is easygoing. Nobody will feel uncomfortable beside her.
13. Mr. S.E.X. said that she is a trustworthy girl.
She can keep personal secrets and she is the person that u can trust with some big mission.
14. She is single and available now, and she said she would
rather choose JOSH than VEE.
15. She has a big IKEA box of Maggie mee from Malaysia.
Visit her at room 405 if you are desperate.
16. She has a very flexible tongue. So, guys, u know la… Haha….
Although sometimes we really feel like strangling her, but....
she..........just....just....just won't die.........hahaha!!!
Just kidding!
We love you Joanne!
Happy 23rd birthday!!!
ahahaha... so TRUE!!! TRUE TRUE !!!! I like the picture of the smooth and silky shine hair the most!!! Tell me the secret . TEll me tell me tell me!!!!!! Happy Birthday ya Joanne! Remember to kiss Xiaotian ya with your "flexible tongue" LICK HER!!
whee!
lots of fun in your post.
have a nice day :)
HAPPPYYY BIRTHDAYYYY JOANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................GOD BLESS YOU:) :) HUGGIESSSSSSSSSSSSS
yes her tongue is very flexible and she can do lots with her lips too hehehehehehe. happy birthday joanne lim jiew joo. muakssssssssssssss.God bless you.
This is so funny haha. Joanne is a very fun and nice person to hang around with, you will never get bored with her for sure! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dearest Joanne, may you have a blessed and wonderful one ok? *hugs*
happy birthday! and... ROFL!!
Happy birthday Joanne! *hugs*
HEPPY BURFDAY JOANNE!!!...I REALLY LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH WILD N FUN PERSON LIKE U. U BRIGHTEN UP OUR CELL GROUP AND MF HEHE...GREAT TO HAVE A FREN LIKE YOU AND GBU, LAST BUT NOT LEAST ENJOY THE FACT THAT U R A YEAR OLDER HEHE....
Happy Birthday to you Joanne!
happy birthday "GU", the member of "PI GU"! hahaha... nice post Tian... a lot of people know her better now.. lol.
thanks ppl for de entry..dun wan to admit it all BUT ITS SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEE N GOOOOOOD lol
HAahahah.. i agree with number 13:) Happy 23rd Birthday Joanne! God bless
i like no.9 very much! she looks so much pretty and decent in that sexy attire. anyway, i wish u happy birthday, take care of urself, we will owes pray for u! Get well soon! :p
bwahahaha!!! good one xiao tian!!! hmmm...it seems like joanne loves using her mouth...eat la....drink la...pose la...scream la...flexible tongue la..hahaha
neways HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY JOANNE @ the HOT MAMA!!
Happy birthday Jo..wish u have a gud one. Get well soon,ok? Eh..eh..
No.12, she like to wash dishes meh? Y I dunno one? She always lay there after eating too full.Haha..
No.13.How Sim knows Jo r trustworty? She knows any secret of Sim that v dunno?lolz.
No 15. a box huh..sponsor me some le, I'm desperate dy..lol
Too much to say bout tis girl la, u must get to know her more by urself..=)
Jojo! Happy belated birhday! God bless you lots. Lolz... Fart Queen eh? And Alcohol Queen summore... Tsk tsk tsk.