J.A.M. La ViDa

Are u bored of the work piled up in front of you everyday?
It's time to relax for a while.....
Here i wanna share some funny and cool pictures that i found online with you.
Hope u enjoy them!

1. The Drunken House.



It is located in Sopot, a city located between Gdansk and Gdyina in the north of Poland. It is called the Italian House.




2. The Man with the USB Hands

He does whatever a powered hub can.
His heart lights up; he's got four ports.
He might be naked, 'cause he's not wearing shorts.
Look out. It's USB Man!

Each USB Man 4-port Hub comes with an AC power adaptor, so your power-hungry USB goodies won't starve. And his little heart lights up green when you plug him in. Apart from being cute, he's pretty flat, meaning he won't stand out on your office desk too much (in case frivolity is frowned upon where you work), but he will provide you with unlimited smiles during your slow work day. USB Man to the rescue!

USB Man 4-port Hub

* His hands and feet are USB ports, and his heart lights up to let you know he's powered on.
* USB 2.0
* Includes: USB Man and AC adaptor
* Cord length: 45"
* Hub Dimensions: 4.5" x 4" x 1.75"

Anyway, it costs $27.99.





3. Wireless Router Vase



Electronics are often so ugly and inanimate; why not make them have multiple functions like this combination wireless router and vase? Finally, electronics you can really call green! No doubt the flowers will last so much longer in that energizing bath of EMF. The designers say that “The STC Router successfully bridges the gap between lifestyle and technology with its flower vase functionality.”


It was created for that hotbed of cutting edge design, Saudi Telecom, who "was in need for a unique router design that would provoke a positive emotional response. Wireless internet, Voice over IP, land line telephone and wired DSL are all incorporated into this elegant device."






4. The extremely FAT Cats.

I wonder what they eat everyday. The owner must be very generous when feeding them too. I bet all they do are sleep and eat for the whole day.





5. The funny calculations by "Creative" students.















Have a great day ahead.

God bless~~~~ :)

*History are taken from

http://www.vladimir-russia.info/



Below are pictures taken around the Cathedral Square.

Hey guys... This is actually the first video production by me, nemo and royalfortress.

This song was recently sung in the event "ONE LIFE, MAKE IT COUNT!". What does 'ONE LIFE' mean to u?

We all have only one life on this earth. What would u like to do to make this one life that u have count? Would u rather do something only for yourself, or would u do something for other people around u?... Let this be our thought for today....

John 3:16
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.







ONE LIFE, ONE LOVE
City Harvest Church
Worship

Key: C



Intro: || Am7 | F | Am7 | F ||



Am7
WHO AM I
F C
THAT YOU WOULD KNOW ME FROM THE START
G/B
SET ME A PART

Am7
WHO AM I
F C
THAT YOU WOULD PLACE ETERNITY
G/B
INTO MY HEART

Dm7 Am7
YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME
G
MORE THAN THIS WORLD COULD GIVE
F G
MY PURPOSE IS FOUND IN YOU

C G/B
ONE LIFE, I LAY AT YOUR ALTAR
F C/E
ONE LOVE, I HAVE WITH YOU
Dm7
TOUCH ME AGAIN
C/E F
FILL ME AS YOU HOLD
G
MY OUTSTRETCHED HANDS

C G/B
ONE WORD, YOU KNOW I WILL FOLLOW
F C/E
ONE HEART, BROKEN TO YOU
Dm7
USE ME AGAIN
C/E F
YOUR MERCIES FOLLOW ME
G
FOR ALL MY DAYS

F Am
IN YOUR PRESENCE
G
IN YOUR POWER
G
HOLY SPIRIT, I SURRENDER

Are you tired with your work? Ever thought of getting rich

without having to work?

Nah, here are EXCLUSIVE TIPS for u!!

1. Marry a rich guy/woman



BUT~~~
- Are u handsome/pretty enough? If not, why would you be
considered?
U are a kind person? Nah..rich people wont see tat.
U can cook? Rich people have professional chefs!
You will be loyal to them? Well.. their pets r loyal too!

-Can u bear sleeping with someone u don’t really love?
It is like being raped!

-Can u handle the fear of being robbed or kidnapped everytime
u leave the house?


2. Go rob a bank

- Remember we always see in HK drama how prisoners

being bullied or sodomized in jail?

- Don’t be so naïve as to even dream about Prison Break!

3. Buy lottery (Magnum, TOTO, 3D, 4D)

BUT~~~

- the chance of winning one big sum is 1 in 1000 or 10000.

(I am not talking bout winning few hundreds or thousands,

I mean rich.. real rich!!) What makes u think u are so lucky?

- It would end up tat the money u invest is more than the money

u win, or u will not win even once.

The fact is……..

No matter what, u still have to work.. WORK with ENTHUSIASM,

then only will u get promoted and earn more! Every rich man in the

world works, and the richer he is, the harder he works! How do u

think Bill Gates got to be richest man in the world? HARD WORK!!!

Another richest man in the world – WARREN BUFFET

His Financial Wisdom :

1) Hard work:

All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.

2) Laziness:

A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.

3) Earnings:

Never depend on a single source of income.

4) Spending:

If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.

5) Savings:

Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.

6) Borrowings:

The borrower becomes the lender's slave.

7) Accounting :

It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking..

8) Auditing:

Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.

9) Risk-taking:

Never test the depth of the river with both feet.

10) Investment:

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

God will help those that are willing to help themselves!

Sipadan is simply a legend in diving world, conjuring images of patrolling hammerhead sharks, millions of technicolored reef fish, schools of barracuda and jacks, tuna, humphead parrotfish, sharks, rays and, above all, dozens of sea turtles swimming peacefully everywhere. It is considered one of the five top diving destinations in the world.



Being a Sabahan, I'm ashamed to say that I've never thought of exploring this diving paradise that is situated in my own state for the past 23 years in my life. On the contrary, I have been more enthusiastic about traveling overseas and have spent lots of money and effort doing so. Therefore, I've set a goal to conquer Sipadan Island in 2 years time. It's no use talking without action. Therefore, I've done some research on it as an action plan.



Sipadan is the only oceanic island in Malaysia, rising 2,000 feet or 600m from the seabed. It is located in the Celebes Sea east of the major town of Tawau and off the coast of East Malaysia on the Island of Borneo. It was formed by living corals growing on top of an extinct volcanic cone that took thousands of years to develop. Sipadan is located at the heart of the Indo-Pacific basin, the centre of one of the richest marine habitats in the world.



Get In




Diving

To dive on Sipadan you have to stay somewhere nearby, such as on Mabul or in Semporna, and take a boat to the island.


Because Sipadan is now a protected site, only 120 dives are allowed daily (as of 8/26/08). It's best to try to dive as early as possible to beat the crowds and increase your chances of getting on the roster to dive.


From the main beach of the original resort it is a mere 20m wade over the reef to reach the top of the reef wall dropping 1000-2000m. Sipadan is surrounded by very rich reef life consisting of both hard and soft coral as well as all manner of reef fish. Sea turtles and white tip reef sharks can be seen on almost every dive and hammerhead and leopard sharks can also be seen at times. Visibility ranges from 10m to 30m and above.

• Rates vary slightly among different operators. Boat transfers and packed lunch are included.

1. 3 dives at Sipadan------------------------Rm 260
2. Equipment (if required)------------------Rm 40
3. Permit from Sabah Park*-----------------Rm 40

Dive The World Recommendations:

1. South Point. 'South Point' has plenty of whitetip sharks, fusiliers and turtle cleaning stations and being exposed to open ocean, the opportunity to spot the occasional pelagic visitor like a hammerhead or manta ray.

2. Turtle Cavern. ' It was at one time speculated that the cavern was their mausoleum and that they came to this site to die. However, a more accurate representation, is that the turtles became lost in the caverns at night and drowned.


3. Barracuda Point. 'Barracuda Point' has huge schools of jackfish, batfish and barracuda, turtles everywhere, grey and whitetip sharks and herds of bumphead parrotfish, all living amidst stunning corals.

Diving Season

You can dive here all year round. Overall, the best conditions at Sipadan Island exist from April to December, especially July and August. January to March would bring unsettled weather and a decrease in visibility but the resorts still house plenty of guests at this time as the diving would still be possible.



Snorkeling

For non-divers snorkeling is an option on Sipadan. From the beach the reef is easily accessible, and parts of the reef further out can be reached by boat. Several dive tour operators bring snorkelers to the island at an all-inclusive rate of around RM170.




Eat and drink
There are no restaurants, and dive tours bring their own lunch, snacks and water with them.



Sleep
All resorts on Sipadan have been closed in order to preserve the island in a pristine state. Diving is still permitted and possible by day-trips from the nearby town Semporna. Alternatively, there are also resorts on the nearby islands:

1. Mabul (25 minutes by boat)
   
2. Kapalai (15 minutes by boat)

Praise the Lord for His creations.

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE...... ;)


Credits to Wikitravel and Wikipedia.